Duece Mitten

Used for when you run out of toilet paper and have to use your hand to wipe your ass.

Mikey was on the throne, when he realized all the TP was gone. Forced to use his duece mitten.

by Dingbat1 March 26, 2009

sausage mitten

A tight vagina.

She felt like a sausage mitten.

by slonob February 1, 2004

mittenfist

1. A paradoxical instance of gentleness and fury;
2. A softened blow or buffered strike;
3. Allusion to the notion of 'don't judge a book by its cover';
4. A nickname for a very cute, funny and smart/wise girl;
5. A spazzy way a girl punches a guy in the arm when he pulls on her ponytail to tease her

1. Wow, that raft trip down the Colorado river was totally mittenfist!

2. The bugs were bouncing off my motorcycle helmet like little mittenfist punches.

3. She may look all gentile and demure and stuff . . . but don't get her ire up, dude . . . she'll totally go all mittenfist on you.

4. I never get to play hooky with my friend, Mittenfists anymore

5. I called her spazzy, so she hauled off and mittenfisted me!

by Peter Panache April 30, 2008

Lickin' the Mitten

The process of giving a female oral sex yet soon finding out that she has gone a handfull of days without shaving her genital area. Thus, the feeling as though you have licked a mitten.

Me: So how was Charlene last night?
You: She was good, but I was lickin' the mitten.

by Reidurost June 18, 2007

The Furry Mitten

When partaking in le' sexy times and your cat pokes your butthole with his/her paw.

Girl: Hey honey, wanna take this upstairs?
Guy: Just make sure the cat isn't in the room this time.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Last time he have me The Furry Mitten. Most uncomfortable minute of my life..

by RentedBlackbird January 24, 2013

Mittle Class

Owning at least 5 homes and having a net worth over $100,000,000.

No, son, we're not rich. We're Mittle Class. Lots of people own yachts that can circumnavigate the globe without needing to refuel.

by Shut Up Morans December 28, 2011

Mitzie

The girl-next door whose laugh just brightens any mood and warms your heart. A true optimist though she can get very blue when it comes to love. She truly gives her whole heart to her significant other, her family, and her friends. She is always seeking ways to help people. She’s smart and funny, considers herself a sexy nerd, likes laughing, the outdoors, and loves animals. A wonderful cook who likes to experiment with new creations to share with friends and colleagues. She doesn't know how to cook for just two, but instead always cooks for an army. Lucky friends. She loves to dance in the rain, cozy up by a warm fire, or play in the ocean waves. Nature calms her.

You have such a Mitzie heart. You really outdid yourself with your kindness.

She was so glad that she had a Mitzie outlook on life...she could bounce back from anything.

by luvinhubby January 6, 2011