The Dallas Misfire

When a guy is titty fucking a girl and cums but accidentally hits himself in the face with the baby batter.

Dude, did you hear that Jimmy pulled a The Dallas Misfire last night? Made himself look like a glazed donut!

by mpowell710 July 29, 2023

Double-click Misfire

This phenomena occurs frequently with Windows users, where when double-clicking on a file in which to open, the click is not fast enough, causing the file to be highlighted rather than opened. This usually causes the user to have to resort to using the “Enter” key instead.

This occurrence can cause low self-esteem particularly in older people as it draws into question the performance of their motor skills, leading to thoughts that maybe they are showing signs of early stages of Alzheimer’s or other neurological disorders (which is usually not the case).

“I saw a neurologist today on account of my increasing number of ‘double-click misfires’. He assured me that nothing was wrong with my motor skills and suggested I simply adjust my mouse settings.”

by Johntoo August 22, 2009

Misinformation

Any information not pre-selected by the US Mainstream Media and social networks as something that is factual.

Misinformation about the US election dropped significantly after Donald Trump was banned from Twitter.

by funguy10 January 17, 2021

misfortune

bad luck or an unlucky condition or event

Our misfortunes of the last year included the loss of a beloved pet

by Adrianna Lazaro February 24, 2015

erectile misfunction

While erectile dysfunction is primarily an old guy's malady,erectile misfuntion is the curse of the young man.Particularly the early-teens male is hexed with a penis that becomes erect with little or no provocation.

I saw granny in her mu-mu and popped a boner, I must have erectile misfunction.

by wolfbait51 May 25, 2011

misfucked

when you're gonna fuck a chick but you miss.

I totally misfucked that chick last night.

by hotdogjordan November 30, 2010

the tracks of misinformation

the tracks that the toxic gossip train chugs over.

the toxic gossip train chugging down the tracks of misinformation.

by XplodingKittenz August 13, 2023