misopedia

Basically to hate kids and tweens as well, and, in my opinion, a good thing as well, as kids and tweens these days are basically all the same damned thing. Either immature, dirty, swearing bastards, or sadistic, cold-hearted morbid little shits. Especially the scum-of-the earth 12 year olds out there.
Most people will say that there are some good kids and tweens out there. I don't believe a word of it. It can even lead you to hate your own kids.

Of course I have misopedia, you moron. Kids and pre-teens are scum of the earth these days.

by Misopedist for life December 27, 2007

micropenis

a dick under 2.5 inches when stretched
also scott lathams secret fethish

that boy has a micropenis!!
"mmmm looovely mocropenis" (scott latham)

by bowboy in da hood April 1, 2003

Micropenis

A Micropenis is classed as any penis that is less than 0.75 inches in length.

Despite having a micropenis, Harry kept his head up high.

by ppoppi July 17, 2018

Micropenis

A micropenis is when a male has a phallus that is very, very tiny

Eduard: Bro I was in bed with Jessica last night but she told me to get out of her house because she saw my micropenis

Jack: Can’t say I blame her

by ruhrohraggee September 12, 2020

Micropenis

Small penis

"Hylend has a micropenis, when he whipped "it" out I had to get my magnifying glass

by Minilikeyourdog October 13, 2017

Susan Micropenis

Shawn Mendes

Person 1: bro, susan micropenis headass is gross as fuck.

Person 2: who is susan micropenis?

Person 1: that canadian dude, shawn mendes.

Person 2: oh yeah! i totally agree.

by SomebodyWhoIsANobody March 6, 2021

Mironenko

By far the hottest girl alive, extremely funny, knows how to really make someone feel special. Talking with her is like putting on clothes straight out of the drier while drinking hot chocolate with plenty of little marshmallows. She deserves the world but doesn't realize it, so someone has to show her. Overall a fantastic person and it's truly someone who you could spend an unlimited amount of time with, and only love her more.

I only wish that one day I could make Sabrina Mironenko as happy as she makes me. And even though that may seem impossible, I'm still gonna absolutely try my best.

by Gooose999 May 18, 2020