Minty Piccolo

When a man brushes his teeth whilst sitting on the toilet, spits the toothpaste froth between his legs, accidentally covering his penis with the discarded foam leaving him with a Minty Piccolo.

MALE: Cor blimey! That Minty Piccolo feels chilly.

PERSON 1: Would you care for a breath mint?
PERSON 2: No thanks, I've just had a Minty Piccolo.

by HairyHighwayman February 26, 2023

Minty

Minty : A word that country people use as slang.
Minty is a better word for : Amazing, Cool, Awesome, unique

Carter : “You really threw up some mud.”
Blaine : “Yeah theres a huge rut.”
Carter : “it’s pretty MINTY right?”

by Minty gurl June 18, 2020

minty ice

When a girl puts toothpaste on her hands a jerks you off.

That bitch named Sheqwanda gave me a nice minty ice the other night....my dick still tingles.

by Matt Mancini November 25, 2006

minty

fresh, chill

yo that dive was minty

by HHS_fuckyeah March 30, 2011

Minty

Aggravating, bitter, infuriating, problematic, salty, terrible

When you've drunk the insect syrup, you'll know when things become a problem because you'll taste mint.

Everything's fine until you start tasting mint.

The mint comes at the end...

The writers calling Quentin's suicide a "sacrifice" is minty.

Cinematically, Q's death was great. However, the actual story and the plot behind it is so minty.

by Rythmicjea April 19, 2019

Minty Mudbath

To take a shot of either Peppermint Schnapps or Creme de Menthe from somebody's asshole.

The other night I received a great Minty Mudbath which basically involved me sticking my rear end into the air and pouring a shot of Creme De Menthe into my asshole which my BF proceeded to happily suck out with his mouth (and tongue). :)

by Clarence McGee September 7, 2007

Minty Flesh

The act of a male putting tooth paste on his penis and then "brushing" the females teeth with his penis.

"Last night after I was done with my girl she was Minty Flesh."

by The real Houdini February 24, 2010