Minivan

An SUV with many more seats, primarily called a soccer mom mobile.

"Hey bro! Did you see that ugly ass minivan?"
"Yea, the must've been taking the kids to soccer, via soccer mom mobile."

Minivan by AussieBoomBoomGuy June 17, 2021

minivan theory 

A scientifically tested theory that proves the following:

1) If you are driving a motor vehicle in the passing lane of a highway and are suddenly forced to slow down because of a slow moving vehicle, 9 times out of 10 the vehicle causing the slowing is a minivan.

2) If you are driving a motor vehicle in any lane of a highway or throughfare and another vehicle is tailgating you, there is a likely probability that the vehicle is a minivan and the driver is a MALE that is pissed off that he is driving a minivan.

The following observations conclude the following:

No matter what, Minivans will never aid your driving experience and will always make it worse in every instance.

Of course! A woman driving a minivan 30 miles an hour on the interstate. Do you need any further proof of minivan theory?

minivan theory by ragemeek March 27, 2007

minivan gangsta 

1. usu. Disparaging. Slang term for suburban teens that listen to gangsta rap while driving around in their parents minivan, or other family car.

2. Stereotypical suburban youth trying to emulate big city rappers.

Look at that minivan gangsta shouting at his friends out of the sliding door!

minivan gangsta by rs232 November 28, 2005

Minivan Taliban 

correct name of "Mums 4 Liberty" terrorists

Moms for Liberty, recently rehabbed by national media as "joyful warriors," are all a fraudulent, dark-money-funded, steaming pile of horseshit masquerading as "grassroots movement". which is exactly why Minivan Taliban started trending on Twitter.

Minivan Taliban by Uncle Joosie July 5, 2023

Minivan Masher 

A slur for aggressive or violent transgender individuals.

She was so mad on those pills she took his steering wheel and smashed that minivan. What a minivan masher!

Minivan Masher by ISM0K3W33D3RRYD4Y March 7, 2020

Minivan Meeks

An individual that is absolutely obsessed with Zeta sorority girls that he has to buy a minivan to fit all of them into his ride; Also one that lets his girlfriend make out with his buds at parties,(very lenient you might say);

Late night at the hollow on a thursday night!!

Minivan Meeks by MC April 7, 2005

minivan challenge 

Where a man with no hand ( nub) shoves it up a woman's pussy as a challenge.

I just got nominated to the minivan challenge.

minivan challenge by Waffle_stomper_42 January 28, 2017