"Hey bro! Did you see that ugly ass minivan?"
"Yea, the must've been taking the kids to soccer, via soccer mom mobile."
"Yea, the must've been taking the kids to soccer, via soccer mom mobile."
by AussieBoomBoomGuy June 17, 2021
Get the Minivan mug.A scientifically tested theory that proves the following:
1) If you are driving a motor vehicle in the passing lane of a highway and are suddenly forced to slow down because of a slow moving vehicle, 9 times out of 10 the vehicle causing the slowing is a minivan.
2) If you are driving a motor vehicle in any lane of a highway or throughfare and another vehicle is tailgating you, there is a likely probability that the vehicle is a minivan and the driver is a MALE that is pissed off that he is driving a minivan.
The following observations conclude the following:
No matter what, Minivans will never aid your driving experience and will always make it worse in every instance.
1) If you are driving a motor vehicle in the passing lane of a highway and are suddenly forced to slow down because of a slow moving vehicle, 9 times out of 10 the vehicle causing the slowing is a minivan.
2) If you are driving a motor vehicle in any lane of a highway or throughfare and another vehicle is tailgating you, there is a likely probability that the vehicle is a minivan and the driver is a MALE that is pissed off that he is driving a minivan.
The following observations conclude the following:
No matter what, Minivans will never aid your driving experience and will always make it worse in every instance.
Of course! A woman driving a minivan 30 miles an hour on the interstate. Do you need any further proof of minivan theory?
by ragemeek March 27, 2007
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1. usu. Disparaging. Slang term for suburban teens that listen to gangsta rap while driving around in their parents minivan, or other family car.
2. Stereotypical suburban youth trying to emulate big city rappers.
2. Stereotypical suburban youth trying to emulate big city rappers.
by rs232 November 28, 2005
Get the minivan gangsta mug.Moms for Liberty, recently rehabbed by national media as "joyful warriors," are all a fraudulent, dark-money-funded, steaming pile of horseshit masquerading as "grassroots movement". which is exactly why Minivan Taliban started trending on Twitter.
by Uncle Joosie July 5, 2023
Get the Minivan Taliban mug.She was so mad on those pills she took his steering wheel and smashed that minivan. What a minivan masher!
by ISM0K3W33D3RRYD4Y March 7, 2020
Get the Minivan Masher mug.An individual that is absolutely obsessed with Zeta sorority girls that he has to buy a minivan to fit all of them into his ride; Also one that lets his girlfriend make out with his buds at parties,(very lenient you might say);
by MC April 7, 2005
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