mingeries

Lady part injuries caused by a female borrowing (or stealing) and then falling off a men's bike that's too large.

James: "Why don't you borrow Duggers bike for a joyride?"

Clare: "I want to avoid any nasty mingeries"

by St.John Smythe September 2, 2013

midgetitis

A midget that has a sexually transmitted disease from fucking people with herpititus.

Frank: “I’d like to put my wang in that midget.”
Marcus: “I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. She got the midgetitis.”
Frank: “eww she got that stank puss.”

by Anal crisp December 26, 2017

Mingeites

A minge is a hairy vagina so to be diagnosed with mingeites you now have a minge or a hairy vagina know what I’m sayin

Aleena was diagnosed with mingeites in 8th grade.

by Bighhhhh jake June 9, 2018

midgetism

midgetism is a very short person but not short enough to have dwarfism

zain: “look it’s a cute girl with dwarfism”
yara: “she doesn’t have dwarfism but she has midgetism she’s not short enough to have dwarfism but she’s close”
zain: “yeah?!”

by daddy tayim July 28, 2018

Midgetismistic

A very small feisty person who's intellect is very poor especially when coming to argue their points of view

You never guess what? Today I was on the train and it was so noisy two tiny people arguing over nothing.. now that's midgetismistic

by Urbanboy121 January 30, 2020

Minotits

Minotits is a combination of the word "Minotaur" and "tits" or "titties", can be used as an insult to male minotaurs.

"If I'm going to be fighting this thing, I don't want my minotits hanging out!"

by Doom-Slayer-Jr February 23, 2020

Midgetist

Being heightist against small people taunting small people, offensive slang midget

That's Midgetist.

by My defintions not yours July 6, 2020