mingeries

Lady part injuries caused by a female borrowing (or stealing) and then falling off a men's bike that's too large.

James: "Why don't you borrow Duggers bike for a joyride?"

Clare: "I want to avoid any nasty mingeries"

by St.John Smythe September 2, 2013

mingered

That feeling when someone accidentally punches you in the dick

Last night, me and Jermaine were playing nerf wars and then he got too close and absolutely mingered me

by B4U banter strate to ur laptop June 11, 2018

Mingers

Someone who is incredibly stinky or minging

Person 1: Ciara and gary are such mingers
Person 2: I agree, they smell very bad

by Slickymin December 31, 2019

Mingers

The toes of the green m&m.

-JR

“The green m&m removed her drag queen go go boot to reveal her chocolate m&m mingers.”

by Yassified Vocabulary January 24, 2022

Minderaser

A blowjob, so good, so long, so thoroughly soul snatchingly amazing all previous transgressions are washed away to forever be forgotten. Sometimes paired with anal when the stakes are high.

She messed up so bad that she knew she had to get on her knees and give him a minderaser later on that evening to ever have a chance at making it up to him.

by Gent71 December 27, 2023