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microcontroller

A word that sounds like a part of computers, but geeks made up to make them stand out from non-geekz.

Can also signify penis.
Are you coming to the party? - No, I‘m programming a microcontroller tonight.
by DoDo🐠 November 9, 2020
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Venis The Micro Penis

One step up from a large clitoris. Venus The Micro Penis looks like a turtle who's pulled there head back into their shell. You are able to only spot the tip. It can be yanked on comfortably with a finger and a thumb.
Girl! I had the cutest guy over last night! He has a great job, looked good, a real nice guy. Then we started making out, one thing led to another. He got naked and OMG! I thought he got in a weedwhacker accident! He had a Venis The Micro Penis! I felt sorry for him. I faked a orgasm and he left. Won't be hooking up with him again.
by Gar Grim January 12, 2019
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microasshole

Someone who is an asshole, but barely so.
He demonstrated at our first staff meeting that he had already reached microasshole status in the minds of many.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019
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microcrapping

That surprise phenomenon when you fart but then accidentally pass a tiny little turd at the same time.
Microcrapping is not typically a subject that folks wish to discuss.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 10, 2019
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micro deucing

The practice of producing constant, brief, crumb size deuces, not to rid the bowels completely, but to feel more focused, creative, and present.
Studying for this exam is really getting to me, I think I might start micro deucing during the next lecture so I can focus more on what the prof has been saying.
by thatguyinshorts October 27, 2020
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Malty Melromarc

If a trash can could consume a human and then furthermore exist this piece of trash, Malty Melromarc, is what that is. This is used as an insane insult. Be careful on how you use it.
*Steve punches Fred in the face
Fred: you Malty Melromarc
by Aalraei Hughes January 31, 2019
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Barry Melrose

An individual who is constantly living in the past and glorifying in his own ignorance of the here and now.

A man who gets sexually aroused by the houliganism regularly employed by the Philadelphia Flyers.

An empty-headed, big-haired douchbag of mimbo who set the record for the coach who was fired the quickest into an NHL season.
Barry: I remember when people liked me and I was a respected member of the NHL community like it was yesterday. That's because it was yesterday, cause I'm still great and everyone knows it.
Stranger: I do not know who you are or why you are talking to me, but you are currently naked and standing in horseshit.

I didn't think I could get any hornier after that finger-biting Flyers game, but I just watched a bum-fighting video and now I can barely contain myself. I now know how Barry Melrose must feel.

Barry: The Flyers will win the Stanley Cup this year, because they went out and got a bunch of really tough guys.
Expert: You are such a Barry Melrose. Don't you know that the NHL has changed and skilled teams like the Penguins and the Red Wings are now the trend setters.
by The Fraud Exposer October 12, 2009
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