Milanese

n. 1. Italians of families long known to reside in Milan, Italy. Characterized by their fair skin and brownish hair.
2. A resident of Milan, Italy. Characterized by their slumped shoulders, dead eyes, frantic pace, and stubborn insistence that Milan is a great place to live.

"I was waiting at Loreto for the Metro when a Milanese bastard damn near shoved me onto the tracks in his hurry to get by. Luckily, a pile of dogshit and broken syringes broke my fall. Why is this place considered a fashion capitol again?"

by Alecx Hunter August 10, 2005

Milano Cookie Effect

The feeling that one SHOULD feel satisfied, but for some reason they don't feel satisfied. Similar feelings are evoked by watching anything on Netflix. On the surface it APPEARS like the real thing, but a little bit of analysis it is clearly fake.

Another stupid show on Netflix! Feels like the Milano Cookie Effect.

by DoctorZee September 27, 2021

dirty milano

When a black guy sandwiches his dick between a white girls ass giving it the appearance of a Milano cookie

Hey man I tried a dirty milano last night with my girl and it was the best.

by MegaMonkeyMoney November 30, 2020

Basic Milano Girl

Girl who drinks de-caf coffee and eats Milano wafers

She's such a "Basic Milano Girl"

by Dali7 April 29, 2021

milano

white on the outside, black on the inside

x:yo that white kid should be black

y: yeah dawg hes a milano

by JesseJackson August 15, 2008

Milano

last name of alyssa milano the girl from charmed

alyssa milano is a sexy hot bitch

by dada April 5, 2004

milanista

A milanista is a supporter of AC Milan, the best team ever. The biggest rivals of the milanisti are the interisti and the juventini.

Look, he wears an AC Milan jersey. He must be a milanista.
Oh no, you shouldn't gift this jersey to him, he's an interista, not a milanista!

by TheDroid June 17, 2021