midnight snacker

One who dreams about food in the middle of the night, gets out of bed and into the fridge. A person who enjoys a snack or two at midnight, no guilt involved.

That fat ass, ain't he a midnight snacker!

by themidnightsnackerherself February 20, 2011

Midnight high

Feeling high after 12 AM even when you didn't do drugs. This is probably caused by tired-ess because of lack of sleep.

I'm so midnight high, I'm reading my boyfriend facebook like pages over the phone.

by xREBELLIOUZxROSEx June 28, 2011

Meningococcal

the disease that your teacher threatens you with when you want to share a waterbottle in class.

student: *shares water bottle*
teacher: *scottish accent* meningococcal

by jake. lol April 15, 2021

Midnight Mudslide

Similar to a wet dream, a midnight mudslide occurs when an individual defecates in bed due to a dream. The fecal matter is then smeared around in the sheets as the individual rolls around in their sleep thereby creating a midnight mudslide.

I had a midnight mudslide last night; I had to throw away my sheets.

by jfont April 20, 2021

meninjortis

A neurologic disease afflicting men who wear jean shorts, often effects of this disease include varous wrinkley tatoos, several inches of butt crack showing at all times, and cut off sleeve plaid shirts. Other, more threatning effects can be alcohalism, loss of teeth, terrible smell of cigarettes and/or chrystal meth, and serious mullet action.

Bubba waqs diagnosed with meninjortis after being seen on a liquor-cycle with a cigarette and beer in hand, sporting a rebel flag tee shirt on the way to the flea market.

by Pompous Richie June 9, 2011

Midnight Shuffle

When you wake up drunk in the middle of the night and Shuffle over to the fridge for a midnight snack.

Dude. I woke up to a noise last night and caught you doing the midnight shuffle.

by Theprofessionalmidnightshuffle September 9, 2016

Midnight snack

The time your dumbass refused to eat dinner and then your suddenly hungry in the middle of the night. Midnight snack time is magical because for some reason everything you do, makes a noise louder than the Big Bang.

I was just writing the definition for Midnight Snack at 2:34am when I became hungry. So I got out of my bed and then the second I touched the cold wooden floor, that shit just made a sound louder than the Big Bang. Then when I got to my door, my mom had the belt in her left hand and slipper in her right.

by it cant be November 24, 2020