medieval

Completely cold-blooded and enraged, inflicting serious pain and death. Popularized by Vnig Rhames' character, Marsellus Wallace, in "Pulp Fiction."

"You hear me talking, hill-billy boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on yer ass."

by Dain December 9, 2004

medieval on his ass

Commiting an extremely brutal and barbaric act upon a person, often considered cruel and unusual by any civilized court in the modern world.

"They then proceeded to break all of his teeth. Then they cut off his hand and his foot. Then they showed him the color of his entrails. They really went medieval on his ass."

by Wesley Lowe July 5, 2008

medieval times

A exciting dinner theater show located in 7 locations throughout the U.S. You are seated in a various section, and your section has a certain knight they root for in the tourneyment, and jousting. The show is a great thing to do for special occasions and is fun for the whole family!

Medieval Times is one of the best theatrical productions i've ever been to.

by Patrick Murphy September 1, 2005

medieval tits

Awesome pair of tatas. Tits like these haven't been seen in ages. It is very rare these type of boobs come around.

Wow, those are some medieval tits!

by Youneverknow666 February 14, 2014

medieval helmet

Placing the balls in the eye sockets and the penis down the nose, forming what looks to be a medieval helmet

Dick medieval helmeted jane last night in the bathroom

by primalzer February 28, 2004

Go medieval

beat/beating the living hell out of somebody, either physically, or mentally

also known as "kick the shit out of"

Look at me like that again and I'll go medieval all over your ass.

by Bulldog6 March 1, 2009

medieval fireplace

A unwashed Goths vagina full of piercings.

1, "man i sure would like to add some coal to that medieval fireplace"

2, "if she gets any more piercings her face will look and smell like a medieval fireplace"

3, you're such a fucking medieval fireplace

by magicrob69 September 13, 2010