Metrotard

from'The Morning News': A person in front of you at the subway turnstile who can’t figure out how to swipe his or her subway pass. Also: A person who tries to use a Metrocard to withdraw money from an ATM.

I went to the cash machine to get some money out, but this metrotard in front of me is completely cramping my style.

by oz April 9, 2005

MIRtarded

When you claim to be innocent, and you're ACTUALLY a giant cum guzzling queen.

Man, that whole ass group, pretty MIRtarded.

by Nunyobizness June 18, 2023

microherd

Bacteria or other microorganisms thought of as one's "livestock", i.e. in the garden or, more commonly, in a compost pile or tumbler.

Johnny: Good afternoon; is Alfie here?

Carrie: She's out in the garden now, feeding the microherd some carrot peels.

by JCEG November 20, 2006

macrohard

Macrohard: What Microsoft is

Microsoft is Macrohard

by Shimatta Baka-Ni! February 27, 2008

Macrohard

The opposite of Microsoft.

I have a Macrohard laptop

by BigT283 March 28, 2022

Michtard

A man who calls innocent children ugly, or posers.

Person 1:"Thats the michtard"
Person 2: "I don't want to be called ugly!"
Person 1: "Then o lets fricken run!"

by xxlaughymouth7d April 26, 2010

Microharcos

Microharcos is an awesome helper in the buggiest minecraft server in history

Microharcos is awesome

by Synthle July 1, 2021