Microphiliophiac

The word stands for when a african amercian male or female smacks the face of a Jew with pork and then makes them dance.

"Yo you got slaped in the face by my pork, now dance jew, your gonna get icrophiliophiac'd!"

"Omg a jew, honey you bring the pork?"
"Yes I did go hold him down so I can unload pork on his forhead!"

Jew:Oh no i'm being microphiliophiac,AHHHH!

by Johnathan Salcedo September 9, 2007

microcrap

See also microshit microshaft microshafted

I thought it was supposed to be the other way around that companies were supposed to be the ones begging for ALPHA Version Testers.... But MicroCrap has millions and Millions of Happy Alpha Software testers who gladly pay through the nose to test MicroCraps Software and then put up with Spyware and Viruses and Crappy lame ass slow Patch development.

You Get what you Pay for and pay for and pay for and pay for and pay for. and pay for....

by OldToker May 13, 2005

Microphilia

The love of being small. A sexual fetish where arousal comes from being small (usually one inch tall), may or may not include shrinking

person 1: I wanna lick my girlfriend's vagina as an inch tall human
person 2: Good luck satisfying her at that microphilia size

by Arceus777 January 8, 2015

microchp

microchp was one of the first online users that converted from being a cb/ham radio hacker to a systems hacker. The name was very multi-purpose and multi-meaning. It was also an 8 letter spelling used for early unix systems.

I saw a microchp at microchp.org

by Aaron March 25, 2005

Microcomputer

A small computer that contains a microprocessor as it's central processor.

Microcomputer: Modern desktop computers, video game consoles, laptops, tablet PCs, and many types of handheld devices, including mobile phones, pocket calculators, and industrial embedded systems.

by BallsDroppingInMyThroat November 11, 2017

Microhit

The tiny hits you take when you get to the end of your joint and it's really harsh

"I gotta microhit this roach!"

by Glucosemolece April 24, 2021

Microchode

A chode (a small stumpy penis) that is even more abnormally small then a regular chode. Typically associated with Asian males. A derogatory term used to diminish ones manliness.

Dude, that Asian has a microchode.

Leo, why do you have such a microchode??

by ChinaTripCrew April 18, 2010