Mickey Mouse

The mascot of an evil corporation.

Bart Simpson wearing his mothers bra on his head thus making him look like Mickey Mouse on The Simpsons Movie, "Look at me! I am the mascot of an evil corporation!"

by MR>CROW October 1, 2009

Mickey Mouse

A dumbass mouse that only 2 year olds like and if you like him then you're 2.

Mickey mouse is retarted

by Joeboyisboring August 26, 2021

Mickey Mouse

As in minor trophies to be won in sport.

Who cares if your team won the league cup it's a Mickey Mouse cup anyway!!!!!

by Wilsyboy April 10, 2006

Mickey Mouse

Mind-numbingly easy, hard to not understand.

“I know this is a bit Mickey Mouse, but we’re just reviewing it.”

by Incrediboy October 21, 2018

mickey mouse

is super gay

mickey mouse is gay

by joemama 10000 February 25, 2020

mickey mouse

when a guys "tit dirt" stains his shirt
(tourettes guy)

"is that a mickey mouse t-shirt?"
"what the fuck are you talking about?"
"well his ears there...his ears & theres his face"
"thats not mickey mouse thats just tit dirt"

by [e-mail] January 31, 2008

mickey mouse

to pull someones ears and then slap them immediately upon letting go

jake: dude, you're ears look swollen as fuck, what happened?

todd: that asshole at the candy store mickey mouse'd me for my gummi bears

by scotty brownknees January 5, 2010