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Methophile

A methophile is a pedophile above the age of 20 that smokes meth and tries to bang 13-17 yr old girls. However, their grotesque teeth totally turns off the girls and they get denied.
I was walking down the back alley, and I saw a methophile who offered me to smoke meth with him. However, I declined his offer knowing that something bad was going to happen and casually walked away.

You will most likely find methophiles in a poor, ghetto area of town.
by xXPandaXx January 25, 2011
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method man

possibly the best hardcore rapper ever. member of the wu tang clan. first album name was tical. frequently collaborates with redman. signature lyric is " I came to bring the pain!"
I came to bring the pain hardcore from the brain

original Method Man song from Tical in 1994
by kontract killa June 11, 2006
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An Inanimate, but personified version of an IPhone, created by Steve Cobs from Meople. Referenced in Inanimate Insanity.
“4? As in MePhone 4?” - Steve Cobs (Inanimate Insanity)
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method to my madness

Means my way of thinking is so bizarre, that I could not explain it to you if you asked me. But it makes sense to me and that's all that matters.
"There was a method to my madness," she said as she put the ice cream in the fridge upside down with the lid off to thaw it.
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See Method Man

To engage in the smoking of marajuana
Hold up, before we go to the movie we gotta go see method man.
by americanmidwestsamurai August 5, 2010
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The Fonzie Method

The act of forceably banging on or hitting an inanimate object one time in order to produce working conditions after several failled attempts.
Cornilius tried to start his car several times to no avail and with rage applied "The Fonzie Method" and the car jumped to life.
by nipples and dimes January 6, 2012
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The Shotgun Method

The method of hooking up (generally used in by males) by talking to a large number of people of the opposite sex, trying to hook up with them. From the large number of tries the chances are high for at least one hookup to succeed. It can also have a bad effect on the person using the method if all of the potential hookups reject or fail.
Me: How is George, man?

Friend: Idk, he's kinda down, all of the chicks he wanted to hookup with using the shotgun method rejected him.

Me: Shit, that sucks, I told you he gay.
by WhoKnowsXD May 21, 2019
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