Mexicanaco Day

A lunch time holiday celebrating salsa and Paul Newman.

Mexicanaco Day is always celebrated with Tostitos, Paul Newmans Own Black Bean Salsa, a bowl, and friends.

It started when a bunch of high school friends who all decided that tomorrow they wanted Salsa. Eventually the tradition grew into a fiesta celebrating salsa at lunch time.

Cool Guy: Do you know what next Friday is?

Not So Cool Guy, but has potential: No, what?

Cool: Its none other than Mexicanaco Day.

by Baron S. June 30, 2009

Mexican Free Zone

Noun and general term referring to any geographic location bereft of a Hispanic contingent.

This means no gangs / homies, tagging / graffiti, mercados, carnecerias, drive-bys, and other non-indigenous cultural elements.

What's up with Miguel, homes ?

He's pissed 'cause of that Mexican Free Zone.

by Bernice Dinglesnort November 23, 2011

Mexican Moses

A turd found floating in a lazy river at a Mexican resort.

"No otra vez," said Pablo as he grabbed the skimmer. "Not another Mexican Moses."

or

"Dios mio! Look out for that Mexican Moses!"

by Mia Mames McGillicutty November 12, 2011

Mexican sausage diver

The most difficult sex position ever. Just don't try it. Please.

Last week Karl died trying the mexican sausage diver with his girlfriend.

by JohnnyBoo July 24, 2015

mexican trashcan

The act of vomiting into a lady's vagina after consuming several tacos. Not to be confused with a Mexican Dumpster which is vomiting into an anus.

I was so wasted last night that I gave my lady a Mexican Trashcan.

by Coco Sean October 31, 2015

Scorched Mexican Policy

Noun referring to a Hispanic contingent that has received excessive exposure to the sun's ultraviolet rays. Also known as Mexican sunburn.

What's with the Scorched Mexican Policy, Holmes ? Haven't you ever heard of sunblock ?

by Juan del Tostada April 4, 2013

Mexican Ground Karate

A martial arts style developed by famous Only Fans model Craig Crelinsten. MGK is mainly known for its contribution to creating the renowned "oil check" technique.

Virgin 1: "I keep getting oil checked by those Mexican Ground Karate guys at the open mat"
Virgin 2: "Yeah me too. We should really check out "B-Team Jiu Jitsu" in Austin. Maybe that way we'll stop being such soyboys"

by Craig Jones' sweaty jockstrap October 21, 2021