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METRONOTEMPOMETER

A crazy frantic mind-changing thing with a stick going wee woo and being indecisive as hell. Dedication to Hannah Riley Goku who came up with this truly astonishing word that will blow the world
Hannah: Ciara is like a metronotempometer
Ciara: WEE WOO WEE WOO my brain is silly
by Hoe lee bens November 20, 2022
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Metrobater

Metrobater (Noun): An individual who masturbates while on a Metro train or bus, typically one of the many homeless drug addict males in the system high on meth, fetty or heroin. See also the verb Metrobating
When the mother and her small children boarded they train they instantly noticed the metrobater in the corner seat about to finish.
by beerdrinker247 April 8, 2023
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Metronet

a shitty internet provider that lies on twitter about how fast they are. DO NOT GET IT. they're scamming you. even xfinity home internet is better.
one guy: DUDE FUCK METRONET. I GET 3 MB PER SECOND
by very serious reviews July 6, 2024
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Metromatrilineality

A modern man who, born of a non-Jewess, declares his Jewish faith because his wife, who, also non-Jewess born professes to be an Israelite!

My, we have fallen
The Metromatrilineality of Keir Starmer means that, I am unable to believe what he promises when it comes to the use of UK armed forces in attempts to assist further Israeli genocide in Gaza City itself, but the Gaza strip as a whole.

We as Christians, find it unconscionable.
by RhinestoneJewboy October 3, 2025
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