metrology

1.The study of the metrosexual culture
2. If he's not a homo he'll hold it in his mouth until one gets there

If theres one thing I can call myself an expert on its Metrology.

by VonBriggle July 7, 2010

Metronome

a small metrosexual man with a funny hat.

"I practice with a metronome twice a day."

by Waffles McWaffleson January 12, 2010

Metromoke

Any local muscular MMA-wannabe type guy who has manicured fingers, pencil-thin tweezed eyebrows, and $75 haircuts. Some even wear makeup. They usually have the Hawaiian islands tattooed somewhere, like to mean mug and throw up middle fingers in photos, and have the IQ of an average rock.

What's up with all the ripped gay dudes? Nah, brah they're not gay, they're just metromokes.

by Danimalicous August 23, 2011

Metrowomen

A straight women that has the stereotypical personality traits of a lesibian. A forever "tomboy"

Metrowomen-a women who likes guys but acts like them. prefers the company of men. Can not stand the company of "girly" women for extended periods of time.

by metchick January 17, 2011

MetronomeGoogleChrome

you have a extra chromosome

"You a homie with a extra chromie, oh you a MetronomeGoogleChrome"

by CumTranny April 12, 2021

MetronomeGoogleChrome

You farted

You have a extra chromosome my lovely MetronomeGoogleChrome / MetronomeGoogleChromie

by CumTranny April 12, 2021

Metronome

THe sexual act of wearing a feel doe while fucking someone. As the man 'pulls' out the feel doe goes into another person turning the man into a metronome.

"Last night I did a metronome with your mom and dad, they loved it!"

by Hawk887 December 1, 2021