Mofocracy

The act of being a motherfucker

I have to go to the DMV today, but I hate all the mofocracy there.

by rollxnut July 4, 2009

Monocracy

Government by a single person.

A Monocrat is one who favors Monocracy.

When you're in my house you abide by The House Rules... House Rule #1:I make all House Rules and can change them at any given time, without notice, reason or prior written consent. Live by 'em or get the fout! It's Mary'Shui or the Highway...I'mQueen of Feverything... I rule this Monocracy!

by MEM7 June 3, 2011

mediocracy

What occurs when the Bears and Saints play on Thursday Night Football.

The Bears and Saints put on a stunning display of mediocracy, with no victor emerging after four quarters of play.

by Sexy Bob K December 19, 2008

Meritocracy

Meritocracy is often a fancy word for fascism.

Our eugenics program proclaims I am of greater merit than you and that is why I lead and you follow.

In meritocracy only those who believe they are the most deserving rule.

by Thomas Liberty Paine October 5, 2008

Meritocracy

Academic cycle jerk

Meritocracy: when your government type is just a sapiosexual orgy.

by AshleeLuna June 11, 2019

myocracy

Creating your own rules in life

Fuck your rules this is a myocracy

by Sicknessisweakness March 28, 2019

Methcrackjuana

A drug used by Hobbits. sometimes mixed in with Magical Hobbit Wine.

That was magical Hobbit wine, sir. For all you know, that could have been laced with methcrackjuana.

by Natural_d20 May 26, 2011