Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur

An international school in Malaysia. The best thing is that students pay their school fees to renovate their toilets but they rarely even use them.

Oh no, I got accepted into Wesley Methodist School Kuala Lumpur.

by Freid chciken May 17, 2020

Crystal methodist

Smokes crystal meth all night Saturday so they will be up and ready to go to church on Sunday. May smoke crystal meth more often than Saturday, possibly every day, but will never be seen smoking crystal meth by a fellow member of their congregation and will deny use of crystal meth if confronted by atheists, drug users, former addicts, or people who don't care in order to look like a pure, white clean Methodist saint. Some of the churches these folks go to ought to be called united methheadist church.

Cletus lived by the principles of his crystal Methodist religion.

by Solid Mantis August 7, 2016

Methodist ladies College

Methodist ladies College is Perth’s most expensive private school although it should not be because if you are not smart they couldn’t give a shit about you it’s also very much like a cult with extremely bitchy girls that only care about there looks as soon as you walk in the school all you see is girls fake tanned. Most girls don’t Evan make it through a year before moving schools

go to methodist ladies College

by Random388 January 3, 2021

fairfield methodist secondary school

outsiders need 241 to get in but those from the primary school side only needs 200, makes it look like it’s and elite school. very willing to spend on food, for example they gave the students old chang kee and dunkin donuts. the teachers most of them are really caring however theres just a few that are super irritating. fairfield cares to much about attire issues.

oh what you go to Fairfield Methodist Secondary school ?? u know bellywellyjelly was from there?

by ihateandlovefmss August 21, 2021

Natural Methodist

1. A born again birth control user who excessively claims to be using natural birth control method; and gives TMI about her cycle, her sex life, and her religious beliefs.

2. The natural methodist method is based on a trinity of ideas overshadowed by one all encompassing truth. Firstly, that women ovulate 14 days before menstruation begins, give or take two days. Secondly, that sperm can survive inside a woman for three days. That an egg can only be fertilized within 24 hours of being released from the ovaries.
And lastly, that anyone at work gives a shit.

She's a total Natural Methodist; she would have never made it through high school or technical school if she really was using the the rhythm method. I can't eat hard boiled eggs anymore since she told me when she ovulates.

by floorfly November 21, 2010

Paya Lebar Methodist Girls' School Primary

The teachers talk so much about the PL spirit and the acronyms. Meant to nurture people who likes group work. There is like so many blocks and if your class is located at Ruth block, the doors are going to be slamming. The STEM teachers are known to take over classes when a teacher is absent. 98% of the people are gay and fun. 2% of the people are going to be straight and annoying. There are probably 6/7 people in your class who are straight and annoying. Arrogant and rich people are common especially those who learn 2 years earlier or more. Smart people, especially the top 3 are hard to befriend but they are not so stiff (they are kind), you need to be with them since lower primary. There is probably 1 very large group of friends who are dirty-minded. The freshmen and the juniors don't respect the elders anymore. So if you go to the school, you'll probably meet crazy or mentally insane people. First-hand experience, gals.

Person 1: You go to Paya Lebar Methodist Girls' School Primary? Especially the primary school?
Person 2: Yeah, why?
Person 1: You probably stay in Serangoon or Hougang. And goes to NEX often.
Person 2: How do you know?!
Person 1: ...(on the school's website)

by justyouroldersis February 8, 2023

Methodism

Methodism is a rejection of Calvinism.

Methodism is the rejection of Calvinism, the rejection of Lutheranism, the rejection of Catholicism

by Cliff Whitty March 23, 2006