Metallicked

Being reminded for the 500th time that you weren't the first person to listen to the heavy metal band Metallica and made to feel shame (like in Slapshot) for coming a little late to the party.

I tried to relate to my Ho by rappin 'bout cool Metallica songs she turned me onto. But her superiority complex keeps me Metallicked. It's like Nothing Else Matters!

by SlimShadee October 10, 2014

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malfucktion

When technology thwarts your progress, when the internet or your computer doesn’t work.

This annoying website isn’t working, it’s already had several malfucktions today.

by Etienne January 16, 2020

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malfuck

A word to use if you're sick of taking the time to say motherfucker. Plus it just has a better ring to it, and is superior to the crappy gangsta version mofu.

Scenrio with motherfucker:
Some asshole cuts you off on the highway. You lean out the window and yell "MOTHERFUCKER!" at him and by the time you finished yelling motherfucker he has thrown a tire iron at our head, knocking you out, and you crash and die.

Scenrio with malfuck:
Same thing happens on the highway. You lean out and yell "MALFUCK!" and have time to squeze back into the window while a tire iron goes zooming past your head. You run the son-of-a-bitch off the road.

by Izz The Frizz January 14, 2008

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meatfucker

Person who enjoys penetrating women or men in the vaginal or anal region with prime joints of beef or lamb, and then eating said joint.

Good morning mr butcher, 1 leg of lamb please. Oh no, Im not going to eat it Im gonna shove it up a birds arse.

Butcher: Would you like it greasing?

Yes please, it always helps.

by Jizzle McJizzmiester March 13, 2005

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