Met Fan

The highest form of intelligent life in the history of the planet earth.

Michael: "Damn, that guy's smart! Did he stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night?"

Patrick: He's even smarter than THAT...he's a MET FAN!!!

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

mèt-tèt

A guardian spirit that watches over us from the moment we are born. Your mèt-tèt gives you guidance throughout your life.

My mèt-tèt told me long ago that something terrible was coming; something very old and very evil.

by kblatt16 March 31, 2022

Met up

To use Metamucil to cleanse colon in preparation for butt fucking.

Time to met up for my boyfriend.

by Petert April 24, 2022

Met-rx Bandits

Going around CVS's, Walgreens, Waldbaums, Pathmark, etc...
in Staten Island, NY, and thiefing Energy Bars...
like Met-rx Bars, PowerBars, Slim Fast, EAS Sports, etc...

tree bandit

Originated from GOMD

Met-rx Bandits

by blthrskt November 25, 2009

Met The President

To shit your pants during an important event such as when Al Roker was meeting the president.

Did you hear that Kevin met the president on his date last night?

by ebMusicMan84 January 16, 2013

met le comme un stylo

C'est l'action de tourner la partie supérieur d'un stylo afin de le rendre capable d'y écrire avec.

Annis chti hada met le comme un stylo.

by Chatoui Zakaria March 12, 2020

met gala

a show or red carpet where celebrities meet

cardi b and Rihanna's dress were popping in the met gala

by michelina June 4, 2018