Messecessity

Messecessity is purposefully making a mess in order to find something lost, complete a project, or achieve a goal.

Trashing the den was a messecessity; Karen lost her keys...again.

I drink purely out of messecessity; reality sucks otherwise.

by Spacedog777 February 15, 2020

messare

That guy who thinks everyone wants to see pictures of his kids. Also widely renowned as pre-ejaculate, nobody wants it but it’s always going to be there…

See that guy? Yeah he’s a Messare, his newborns balls are bigger than his.

by Biggy dicky July 21, 2021

messershit

Early jet-propelled aircraft built by the ass nazi forces.

"During World War II, German engineers developed some of the world's first jet fighters. Among these was the messershit ME-262."

by Mick O'Neill December 6, 2006

Messerli

a hypocritical leader that severely enforces a rule and then breaks it, expecting forgiveness that he himself would not show.

that Messerli called the cops on me for initiation on my own brother then gave Miles a wedgie!

by m'liegh April 16, 2008

messer

mitch grassi's solo project

'messer is gonna perform on zoom today!!!!'

by xsue April 29, 2020

Messer

A Messer is someone who cuts off their pubic hair, rolls it in paper, and then offers it to others to smoke. Originating from its inventors surname who famously filmed the first ever successful "Mess"

"I dont care if he is a Messer, he just gave me a fag....."

by Mack10 May 21, 2006

liz messer

Liz Messer is a typical white girl, who gets starbucks everyday, has an iphone, wears uggs, and sweaters but its ok because shes better than you. All the guys love her, especially Rutter. girls envy her, boys drool over her. everyone loves liz. and yes, she is the girl who has the hashtag lizmesserstyle. dont hate on her because you all know she better than andrew rutter. amanda is her right hand man btw. she loves food and tumblr so i guess she even more white. she hates sports so dont ever talk about sports to her or else she'll make everyone hate you because shes def the most popular girl in Springfield. the most hipster person you will ever meet. if you ever happen to run into her, you better bow down to her because shes the baddest out there. tender hearted girl and she makes the best faces. she has the biggest booty in the whoolleee school. she has long light brown flowing hair like rapunzel. always praise liz

"that girl is such a liz messer"
"damn straight she is, hipster status."

by meow mix1234567890 October 1, 2013