Mervin

A front wedgie, especially in the how you say.... Pussy.

Helen's thong style panties were so small it was forcing her to pull out Mervins all day, her poor cat must have been quite annoyed and/or chaffed.

by We are Siamese if you please September 2, 2013

pervin mervin

when you, one of your brahdahs, or some other bullay be spyin for some bean shots. pervin mervins are most common at Sandy Beach Oahu on any weekend especially saturday when everybody get one hangover from gettin allbus friday night.

nick: ho bah! hows daniel fawkin one pervin mervin!
jason: ahahaha dat bullay is gettin plenty bean shots today

by nickvdub January 9, 2008

Twerkin my Mervin

To Twerk or Fondle one's mervin. To twerk your Mervin: step 1) place mervin between thumb and middle knuckle of index finger. step2) twerrk your mervin

I sent that bitch home and started twerkin my mervin, t-t-t-t-twerkin my mervin

by 4s-ginn August 21, 2011

Hanging Mervin

When cool male children give a mervin, then hang both sides of the underwear up on something high like a coat hanger, to whitie tightie wears.

In our locker room there is a coat closet, and the hangers are really high up and only 25 in. apart. I was changing in the boys locker room when the "cool" boys came in. 2 of them came up and gave me a mervin, but to make it worse they put the front side of my tightie whities on the left side of the closet, the the back side of my tightie whities on the other. They called it a hanging mervin. Everyone was laughing. They do this to me every gym day when the coach leaves early.

by Anonyymous August 26, 2006

Mervin

A replacement word. Used for the words 'gay' 'fuck' 'shit' 'damn' ect...
Could also be used as 'awesome' 'spectacular' 'amazing' 'cool' ect...

What the merv!
Wow, that guy's mervy.

Good:
"I just got tickets to the concert next week!""Mervin!"

Bad:
"I totally failed that test." "Mervin!"

by Veelovesyou February 24, 2009

Mervin

A desperate, usually oafish, overly sappy individual who goes out of his way to win the effection of a female who is way out of his league, usually making himself look stupid at some point.

Ew. Like, that guy I work with is a total Mervin. He keeps asking me out, giving me flowers and writing dumb poems. There is no way a girl like me is going out with a fat moron like him.

by Caffeine February 26, 2004

Mervning

A reference to time of day... at any time of day

Good Mervning to you

by Realitys Nerd June 15, 2010