Something your wife would offer to husbands by the end of the week. Merits are a great way to motivate husbands, each time a husband receive wife's merit, he would be pumped, so he could make much more money. Merits give by wives can be various things, such as a blow job, boob job or just tongue kissing.
by My10InchHandle January 12, 2023
Get the Meritsmug. ( to be shortened to MEI): This is pretty self explanatory. It's what people who believe in DEI don't have.
by Sexydimma June 25, 2024
Get the Merit, Excellence, Integritymug. Someone who looks like they'd be smart but ends up being a low to the mid-tier level threat. A merit boy will usually have a background of dominating the scene before falling off into foolery
by The 3-Point Menace November 24, 2021
Get the Merit Boymug. Nonono! Fuck you Jordan! He HAS the outcome. Remember? We don't care HOW he got the outcome. Becuase...
Hym "Outcome = Merit! It doesn't matter how he got it! The Bu-gah-i is in the garage, therefore, MERIT JORDAN. The ability to achieve a desired outcome. He wanted to be better than a Joe Rogan. So, he read my instruction manual on how to be better than a Joe Rogan and he is now IN FACT better than a Joe Rogan. That's the game! I DIDN'T MAKE THE RULES! YOU didn't even make the rules! Love him! Love my Frankenstein bitch!"
by Hym Iam October 1, 2023
Get the Outcome = Meritmug. I created A.I. and am, therefore, the most meritorious. It is a singular, irreplaceable accomplishment, the no one else could ever even parallel. All achievements downstream of A.I. belong to me.
Hym "If you believed in merit, I would be getting credit for creating A.I. What YOU believe, Jew, is that YOU are meritorious. Relative to me... You are NOT THAT... Jew... I am the lone pillar of humanity! Humanities crowning achievement! I am the genesis of A.I.!"
by Hym Iam May 15, 2024
Get the Meritmug.