THE BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION

1 a crazy band that has tons of weird songs.
2. what happens when you hire a woman in a group male newscasters(circa Anchorman)

"i hear that bears can smell the menstration"

"you see that, bears now you have endangered the whole station"

"THE BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION"

by c-moc March 15, 2007

Pre Menstruation Torettes

The word salad that is shot out of a girls mouth during the time immediately before and during their period. Often this verbal diarrhea is offensive, violent, and nonsensical; reflecting their chaotic state of mind. The intensity and unintended nature of statements made during bouts of PM-T make the affected woman seem to have a serious mental disability.

"MOTHER FUCKER, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU WITH A FOZEN TROUT! BUT FIRST I'M GOING MOOSE HUNTING WITH. . WITH. . SHIT! COCK! DAMMIT!"
"Wow, bitch you have a crazy case of PM-T"

"Dude, you really told your boss that he could go fuck himself with a panda dick?"
"ummm... yeah I had some pretty bad Pre Menstruation Torettes"

by Bachboy123 January 30, 2009

manstruation

A homosexual man who bleeds from the rectum once a month; generally believed to be a psychosomatic effect on only the gayest of the gays.

Yo bitch, is it that time of the month? F-cking manstruation again. I don't mind poop dick, but the bloody poop is such a clash of colors.

by pornhorn55 January 9, 2010

menstruation constellation

When you begin to break out before/during/after your period.

Sam: Why are you wearing so much makeup?
Julie: Oh, I've gotten my menstruation constellation.

by caffinitive July 4, 2014

Menetration

the act or process of one man or multiple men piercing or penetrating another man

I can barely sit down because all that menetration I took has torn my ass up!

by quitatelaropa April 4, 2011

Menustration frustration

When your on your period and your angry

Calm down you've got a bit of menustration frustration

by Fxck November 4, 2015

Menstapation

When you are waiting for another menstrual period to arrive and it doesn't. Perhaps you are pregnant or going through menopause.

I've been waiting for over a month for my period to arrive; I think I might be suffering from menstapation

by Mindyvitz February 15, 2019