Mendoza Wrangler

An ancient method used by men around the world to attract a mate, it involves grabbing the desired mate and then falling backwards while slamming the mate against the floor or wall in the process. This is then directly followed by continually penetrating the mate while occasionally repeating the maneuver of slamming them against the floor. It's 100% effective and anyone exposed to it immediately decides to marry the user.

Person 1: Hey how'd you get with Stacy? She's so hot!

Person 2: Oh you know, I just used the old Mendoza Wrangler on her

Person 1: Of course that's the best move in existence

by Sneed d'Elaine November 3, 2020

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daniel mendoza

Drug kingpin in upstate New York. Known to the locals as "Taco Bueno". He operates out of Gabis Cafe, and is constantly moving to avoid the DEA and Immigration.
The Mendozian Cartel

"I just bought a shit ton of cocaine from Daniel Mendoza!"

by bobsatonme November 4, 2013

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Marilyn Manson

Not an artist, a fucking work of art.

Marilyn Manson - I'm not an artist I'm a fucking work of art.

by vonrueden09 September 14, 2009

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Mansoor

Mansoor also pronounced Man-sore are usually very handsome and have brown eyes and dark hair. They usually are driven by knowledge and wisdom. He is very friendly and gets along with everyone. In a party, he is the LIFE OF THE PARTY!

"We need to have a party, lets find a Mansoor to help us throw it!

by 90025 February 20, 2017

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