meanderthal

Conversationalist that wanders from one subject to another with no apparent point, never reaching the end of the story.

Sorry I'm late for lunch, I got stuck in a cubicle listening to an unending stream of bullshit. I just couldn't break loose from that meanderthal.

by JBernal September 22, 2008

meanderthal

The word basically describes a weirdfunky sort of 'non-linear' and integral approach in day-to-day routine; much gets accomplished overall, though in what would appear to the outside (non-meanderthal) observer as a randomly chaotic, somewhat disjointed fashion. The great productivity achieved thru this process by its skilled practitioners may often seem antithetical to the methodology of it

The meanderthal fashion of his workday always astounds his colleagues with how much he manages to get done with it.

by Bruce Cutean March 14, 2008

meanderthol

A co-worker (usually physically large) who wanders around the workplace to avoid actually working.

WORKER 1:Where did Tony go?
WORKER 2:You mean the meanderthol hanging out in reception

by el-dday January 13, 2007

Meanderthal

A person who will thoughtlessly jaywalk into approaching traffic.

A meanderthal is confident that any car speeding towards them will avoid them and that no driver has ever taken his or her eyes off the road for a second so it's totally safe to stop cars by throwing your body out in front of them.

Don't take Danforth Ave., the streets full of meanderthals.

by DerekRob October 10, 2010

meanderthal

Someone old enough, but still insufficiently intellectually developed to know that the universe does not revolve around them. This person believes that everything is all about THEM, they fail to take responsibility for themselves, their errors, and the way other people respond to their sometimes painfully self-centered behavior and thinking.

Paul: Hey, Chelsea, give me that piece of pie.
Chelsea: But Dad, this is the last piece.
Paul: Go in and get yourself something else then.
Paul takes pie away from his daugher, she slumps back into the house.
Bek: (Aside to Kathryn) Paul is such a meanderthal - that poor kid loves banana cream pie!

by Bethany_S October 9, 2006

munderton

A Munderton is rare almost extinct species that has been isolated from the normal population. Tamed under the demonic rules of a fascist household, where freedoms are prohibited, this bird is yet to take flight out of its cage where it feasts on a plethora of cheese’s. A Munderton can not reproduce due to its absence amongst other birds in the community preventing it from passing on its mtDNA on to the following generations. However scientists think its due to its Presbyterian upbringing or it’s homosexual motives.

You see the game last night? The pitcher got lit up like a Munderton.

by Sandrew Sutherland July 27, 2008

Meanderthal

Similar to a modern day neanderthal.. this is an individual who is not only ignorant, abusive and always willing to spout hateful words to those who are smarter, but has the added bonus of being able to meander freely throughout the planet spreading their ignorance.

I wanted to get away from the local idiots but unfortunately no matter where I went, I was surrounded by meanderthals. There should be a law against that.

by Rhonja September 6, 2009