Skip to main content

Melbourne Cup

Best excuse for a long weekend. Ever.
What a waste of money, time, horses... but still, the Melbourne Cup gets me 2 extra days off school in November!
by highway to mel April 17, 2006
mugGet the Melbourne Cup mug.

Melbourne, Fl

Small town feel, big town drama

Good mix between redneck, hispanic, and ghetto.

Absolutely nothing to do

Very few intelligent people

Lots of annoying "tweens"

Mall is a waste of space - you can see more people at a graveyard

People drink or do recreational drugs to escape their mundane lives
Melbourne, Fl.....

WHY DO PPL STAY HERE?!
by YouDontKnowMeVeryWell October 16, 2009
mugGet the Melbourne, Fl mug.

Melbourne Mouth

The melbourne mouth or commonly known as #mm is a facial expression in which one will open their mouth as wide as it can go. This expression is adopted in awkward situations or occurences where it is so awkward that a person will be unable to explain their actions, or defend themselves, and thus can only respond with a melbourne mouth.
"that lachlan is a genuine tosser"

"hes right in front of you mate"

melbourne mouth
by mm:( ) April 13, 2013
mugGet the Melbourne Mouth mug.

Melbourne

A city for people who have interest and love for - Architecture, Art, Literature, Music, Fashion, Food, Theatre, Cinema, Dance, Photography, Gardens and Parks, Politics, Spirituality, Sex with interesting and beautiful people, and Sport.

Fortunately if you don't have any interest in any of these things then it also offers a lively drug culture with a very healthy welfare system, and liberal legal system.
Druggie one - "Dude I'm thinking about moving to Melbourne!"

Druggie two - "Nah man, don't do that! That place is for creative types and intelligent sorts. They're all stylish and shit."

Druggie one - "Yeah but Centrelink take it easy on ya, and its got chilled magistrate courts."

Druggie two - "Oh sweet!"
by M.J.F. June 4, 2010
mugGet the Melbourne mug.

melbourne

A City that is so insecure they feel they need to spend every dying second explaining why they are better than sydney.
Melbourne: We are so much better than you. we have better sport. better night life. better food. better woman.

Sydney: Are you still going on about that? Here's a free tip: SHUT THE FUCK UP.
by Peter Cardakaris August 17, 2007
mugGet the melbourne mug.

Melobromatic

A show or movie so full of bro-lingo, bro-filled plot devices, and bro-based scenarios that it reaches a point where no un-bro could possibly relate to the broishness going down on screen.

The viewer can be lost in minutes based on the amount of melobroma on display. A viewers tolerance to melobromatic entertainment is based on the actual content of bro they exude in real life.

Disagreements over the amount of melobroma on display usually end when one party is called a 'Fag'
I used to like Entourage, but it's gotten way too melobromatic for my tastes

Franklin and Bash may be the most melobromatic thing I've ever seen in my life. I think if I watched 5 more minutes, I was going to experience a superbrova
by kahnvex July 25, 2011
mugGet the Melobromatic mug.

Melbourne Boi

That one guy from Melbourne, Australia (you know who) that everyone sleeps with at least once.
Guy 1: hey, it's the Melbourne Boi
Everyone Else (in unison): hey, I've slept with him
Guy 2: I fucked your mom
by JackBlackthethird October 12, 2023
mugGet the Melbourne Boi mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email