1 (person). A woman who married for money but wound up becoming the
First Lady of the
United States.
2 (verb). To steal someone else's speech and claim it as original (see
plagiarism).
3 (unit). A distance of 1000 miles.
4 (verb). The art of giving an awful gift giving.
1. "Did you see First Lady Melania? DAM! SHE IS A MILF. I wish I had bank so she would be my boo"
"Dude, show some respect, that is our first lady we are talking about."
"Oh, she was my first lady long before she got into
the White House."
"
What the fuck are you talking about?"
--Proceeds to show friend pics of Melania posing naked--
"DAM"
2. "Man, I was so lazy that I decided to plagiarize another ladies speech."
"Dude, you stole the former first ladies speech. You totally pulled off a melania."
3. "My wife decided to be 2,000 miles away when my mistress /porn star told the entire world about our sexual encounters."
"
Yeah, that is known a 2 Melanias."
"Well, as long as my daughter keeps her mouth shout, I think I will be alright."
"WTF!!! You also pulled an Ivanka?"
4. "My mom got me a fruit basket as a gift. It just went to waste as there was no way I could have eaten 8lb's of fruit before it spoiled. I tried to hide my
disappointment, but my facial expression made it obvious that I was happy"
"Yeah, my dad is a total Melania when it comes to gift giving."
