menstake

a mistake only men would make

It was a total menstake to put Ben Roethlisberger back into a playoff game with a concussion because he immediately threw a game and season ending interception.

by Chief Father January 6, 2015

Megstro

A woman who can't admit her uncontrollable desire for nigga dick

You megstro, u love that nigga dick

by Z-Daddy T March 1, 2008

Mogstash

The longer hairs that protrude either side of a woman's underwear or bikini.

A fishy smelling mustache, also can be protruding from the undies.

Dude, I was swimming in the pool yesterday and when i dived underwater I saw this this fat chick had a proper Mogstash hanging out. It looked like a walrus down there.

by lokey69666 December 22, 2009

Mehstake

A mistake that isn't really that important and no attempt is made to correct it due to the lack of importance/consequence. May also be uncorrected due to laziness.

A portmanteau of 'meh' and 'mistake'.

Just a mehstake.

by O.Sarrasri March 21, 2011

Mehstache

Any moustache produced by someone below the age of 20. They try to make it look like a real moustache, but it's really just meh.

That kid should just shave, his mehstache is impressing nobody.

by Laser pointer January 5, 2013

megetate

To unsuccessfully meditate-producing a state of mind between meditation and vegetation. See vegetate

After 20 minutes of meditation I began to megetate, and soon thereafter, fell asleep.

by crouton8 January 25, 2013

Messtastrophe

A mess of catastrophic proportions. Typically takes two or more to clean up. Could be a biohazard or worse.

Hoarders basement that recently flooded.
Women's public bathroom at gas stations.
Poo-filled toy box of toddler who is afraid of the toilet.

"Wow, the women's room is a real Messtastrophe! There's even crap on the ceiling! You can't pay me enough to clean that up..."

by TheDriver September 7, 2013