Megasode

When all the episodes of your favourite merge together to create one happy memory of hours of TV

Kev - "Did you see last week's Pete Vs Life?"

Nick - "I can't remember, they've all merged into one long megasode"

by The Ravis September 1, 2010

Megalodongus

A big fucking penis

Does Mark have Big Dick Energy? - Katie
Not just that, he has a nine incher megalodongus - Megan
Fuck - Katie

by Chemistryboy404 September 14, 2019

metapoding

When your nipples turn as hard as a metapod.

Brandon: Hey dude my its so cold, i would say i have bullet nipples but they are so hard they are metapoding.
Carlos: I know right.

by Yo boii niggandria (lying hoe) March 11, 2014

ultra megalodons

When something you dont like happens, and instead of saying "what the fuck" you say ultra megalodons.

"What the ultra megalodons"

by Casey fitzweiner January 16, 2008

Megalodong

Derived from the prehistoric shark known as a Megalodon that is thought to have lived during the Cenozoic Era. Although its actual size is debatable, all scientists have agreed that it was massive. This term is used to define an enormously endowed man.

"That guy definitely has a megalodong; I bet it's larger than Shaq's."

by SharkFact69 September 6, 2013

Metapod

Someone who acts tough but fails to reinforce their words or appearance with action.

References a character within the Pokemon series which is incapable of attacking, and can only repeatedly use the action of 'harden' to increase its defense.

You niggas let those fools walk all over y'all. You niggas talk shit, but you metapods.

by sickre2 February 25, 2018

megalodon

n. a giant shit. one that excedes normal size of the bowel complex.

I had 3 cups of coffee and I just dropped a vicious megalodon.

by Djnasm October 11, 2007