Masticate

To chew food- (never try to masticate liquids)

It is impossible to masticate your own wenus!!! (search wenus)

by Jaques Russle December 18, 2004

masticate

Meaning to chew, however people who have never heard this word before will think you said masturbate.

"Dude, I got this food magazine with free samples, wanna masticate?"
"Dude, you're sick in the head."
"Dude, what you don't like eating?"
"Dude, I thought you said masta-"
"Dude, yeah yeah, you'll never change."

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

masticate

meaning "to chew" as in one's food. Also, the word that dumb asses laugh at in class when they think the professor just said masturbate

"Cows masticate their food."
"I told him to masticate for me, but that dumb ass went and jacked off!"

by MN Farmer October 9, 2006

mexicate

mexicate-verb

to mexicate is to change something by means of introducing something mexican to it.
similar to Chinafy, Japanicate and Polanize. etc.

in sentence: "melissa totally mexicated my luau last night by bringing chips and salsa instead of puoy(?)"

by A.R.T. September 2, 2005

masticate

Masticate means to eat something. Sounds a lot like mastrubate. Put MASTICATE and WENIS in a sentence together, and it sounds wondermous.

"Do you masticate with your wenis on the table?"

by Tierney October 2, 2007

Medicated

To feel good no matter what kind of drug you are on. usually prescription drugs.

Ahhhhhh! man i feel nice and medicated.

by empower February 9, 2010

Mysticated

The combination of Mystified and Confused.

I was so mysticated by the succubus's pure beauty.

by Tyrone Muffassa June 19, 2014