Meestering

When A.Meesters tells a tall tale, then whilst informing others- even within earshot- adds more and more farfetched lies to the story until the point where he has lied about a lie. Oh, and theres always bisexual girlfriends involved. Always.

1. Goddam it, stop your meestering

(Original Story)
Hey man! Just came back from the dentist's office. 2 cavities.

2 mins later...
Holy crap, I just came back from the wildest party, I went to *Insert random place here*, then I got totaly hammered and when I was walking back, I saw my ex-bisexual girlfriend and we smoked chop then we went skiing in July and then she fell asleep and I was bored so I went to the sewers and chatted with the teenage mutant ninja turtles. Splinter has a cold. Then a foot solider punched me and that's why my face is kinda numb. And I'm actually half eskimo in origin.

by The beater of the elderly April 6, 2007

Mees

A really great looking with a lot of charisma who picks up al the ladies

That Mees is a great human being, and i want to spend all of my life with such a great looking guy.

by Meesthegreatguy October 8, 2019

meebo beggars

The uncool practice where some random douche submits a random lame-ass defininition then registers as a random editor to get on the meebo chatroom and beg for the word to be published randomly.Automatic "thumbs down" guaranteed.

Those "random" fucking retards who beg other editors to publish their "random" gay lover's name are nothing but meebo beggars

by wolfbait51 May 10, 2011

Meeskite Punim

Yiddish term
Your face is so ugly it hurts to look at it. It is commonly used as an insult.

Enemy: I hate you!
You: Oh yea?! Well, Meeskite Punim!

by Ellikiki March 28, 2011

boy meets world

one of the best shows that has been made

i was watching boy meets world when corey couldnt get back with topanga, i started to cry

by fizzy January 26, 2004

Meese

Originally a misspelling of missed, now turned into a word meaning hit, or whack.

I am gonna meese Joey today.

by Meeser December 16, 2021

warren meers

The leader of the TRIO on the television show Buffy the Vampire Slayer (season 6). After attempted to kill Buffy and having her defeat him he goes to her backyard with a gun. He shoots Buffy and then as he goes running off he shoots a bullet into the window of Willow's room, sadly killing Tara Maclay. This brought out the dark side of powerful Wicca Willow Rosenberg (Tara's girlfriend) and she hunts down Warren tortures him and kills him by skinning him.

Warren Meers: "You think you could just do that to me? That I'd let you get away with it! Think again.
(whips out a gun and shoots)

A: did you watch buffy last night?
B: yes, omg i can't believe tara died.
A: I KNOW! that S.O.B Warren!
B: Good thing Willow kills him!

by confused.chica December 27, 2007