Medicinal Wank

Masturbation as a medicinal tonic rather than for pure pleasure, with the purpose of relieving a condition such as stress or insomnia or for the promotion of general well being.

"I'll have a quick medicinal wank and be off to sleep in no time"
"I was getting quite stressed, but a medicinal wank calmed me down"
"A wank a day keeps the doctor away"

by Dr Cockshuffle MD October 12, 2012

Medicine

Medicine is the title of an unreleased Harry Styles song about gay intercourse. It's a bop, and he needs to put it on HS3.

"Medicine is totally about Louis Tomlinson."
"Shut up Becky you've been saying this for a week straight!!!"

by wheres._.the._.love May 8, 2020

Medicalness

Anything that is related to medical stuff. Ex. Medicine, doctors, hospitals, ambulances, etc.

When we give money to third world countries, they will use it for water, food, shelter, and medicalness.

by Cookies and Potatoes May 28, 2019

Backcountry Medicine

Noun. - A mix of aloe and lube that provides a smooth and soothing anal experience.

After a hard day's trek, the hikers built camp and settled down for some good old fashioned backcountry medicine.

by Stampy October 27, 2011

metiche

n. nosey, snoopy, curious. (Spanish for snoopy)

He's always getting in other people's business, I wish he weren't such a metiche!

by Yellow Yoshi September 4, 2008

A Spoonful of Medicine Helps the Sugar Go Down

A parody of the song, "A Spoonful of Sugar" from a Mary Poppins movie.

♪ Just a... ♪
♪ Spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down ♪
♪ The sugar go down-wown ♪
♪ The sugar go down ♪
♪ Just a spoonful of medicine helps the sugar go down ♪
♪ In a most delightful way ♪

by Telephony July 1, 2015

3d Medical Battalion

A Marine Corps/Navy personnel forward operating command in Okinawa, Japan. People attached to the unit undergo observation used to study the affects of military personnel confined to prison conditions and mistreatment. Personnel are subject to below standard living quarters, curfew restrictions inspired by Germany's Nazi party, and plentiful amounts of unskilled menial labor used to degrade individuals to the point of psychological trauma and complacency.

Holding your immediate family as prisoners in Guantanamo Bay until you get your FMF pin qualification, and other forms of black mail that violate United Nations policies. "I used to have a bright future, but then I got stationed at 3d Medical Battalion."

by fpconproblemchild November 22, 2011