meanbeater

A person that enjoys and regularly masturbates forcefully. Often the penis feels as if the beater is angry at it.

Donny seems quiet and nice but he is a total meanbeater and takes it all out on his johnson.

by Spanky Handshake August 23, 2006

meataterian

A person who eats veggies but only certain meats.

I can't eat that brat, because I'm a meataterian, but I'd love that hot dog.

by whoawhoa111333 March 9, 2009

Meat Beater

One that beats a man's meat, AKA his Penis.

" She is is omega Meat Beater, man."

by MeatBeater69420 December 4, 2020

Meateaterologist

A stubborn individual who denies human impact on Earth, from climate change denial to defending unsustainable meat consumption habits. Often associated with rejecting science, poor education, and an unwillingness to learn or adapt to new information.

The meateaterologist scoffed at the climate change conference, insisting that his daily steak habit and distrust of science had no impact on the planet.

by Raquel de la Roche July 9, 2025

Wild Meat Beater

An individual that succumbs to the urge of masturbation regardless of the circumstances

guys wild meat beater alert! I just caught egan jerking it in the other room at the party.

by TheStreak June 8, 2020

Cowboy meat beater

Cowboy Meat Beater is a person so cool he never failed NNN and if you dare mess with him he'll have sexual relations with your mother

"is that Cowboy meat beater wow he looks so based"

"yep he IS very based indeed

by Fionn T. January 4, 2022

Day dreamer meat beater

An insult used by 10th graders dating 7th graders trying to defend how disgusting they are

“I’m dating a 7th grader, and this guy knows how wrong it is, He’s a day dreamer meat beater”

by anonymous March 31, 2023