Peep 1: I am so hungry and horny
Peep 2: Why don't you knock out both problems by eating a sammich and jerking off
Peep 1: That is genius!..I should mealsturbate everyday!
Peep 2: Why don't you knock out both problems by eating a sammich and jerking off
Peep 1: That is genius!..I should mealsturbate everyday!
by Whooty wrangler April 6, 2014
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A person who you love in a philial manner who still manages to piss you off by being rude, unthoughtful, unintentionally cruel, or just plain annoying.
"I love you, but right now I just don't like you"
"I love you, but right now I just don't like you"
Sister A: It's so nice that you could come see me this weekend.
Sister B: I'm just here to see my fabulous new boyfriend. And by the way, I'm taking your bedroom. And your car. Oh, and by the way? You're babysitting my son. Can I borrow your favorite skirt? It looks SO much better on me than it does on you.
*exits dramatically*
Sister A: MEANISTATIC! *kicks wall*
Sister B: I'm just here to see my fabulous new boyfriend. And by the way, I'm taking your bedroom. And your car. Oh, and by the way? You're babysitting my son. Can I borrow your favorite skirt? It looks SO much better on me than it does on you.
*exits dramatically*
Sister A: MEANISTATIC! *kicks wall*
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A bronze medalist can refer to a person who is not viewed as the best option or even the second best, by the individual the person is trying so hard to win over or strive to do right by. It is essentially the feeling of not being good enough to win the one you want so badly.
A bronze medalist can refer to a person who is not viewed as the best option or even the second best, by the individual the person is trying so hard to win over or strive to do right by. It is essentially the feeling of not being good enough to win the one you want so badly.
I'm an option but not a good enough one to be considered, just a comfort pillow to them. I feel like I'm just some Bronze Medalist.
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