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McMorningWood

An Egg McMuffin inside of a Double Cheeseburger between the two meat patties. From McDonalds
I went to McDonalds Today at the perfect time and I made that orgasmic sandwich called a McMorningWood.
by jaouie April 19, 2009
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Mcmorning

the morning after a crazy raging night and when you wake up feeling still drunk, often caused from a gin bucket. Signs of a mcmorning include crackheadedness, slurs in speech also known as analexia, running uncontrollably into things, and laughing hysterically for no apparent reason. Also, the strangest occurrences that would otherwise never happen occur during a mcmorning where crackheads like you seem to appear everywhere. You know its a mcmorning when you watch a crackhead take down his pants in the middle of the street and shit on a wall, or when you find yourself brushing your teeth on a bench in the middle of a park, or when you imagine mcmonsters in the woods, AND when you wake up at the earliest hours of the morning to wake everyone else up to join you in the mcfun (at least 7 o'clock).
Annie: Mcmorning everyone!!
Lizzie and Natalie: Mcmorning!
by mc annie January 17, 2011
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mcmorris

A common last name typically describing someone with an extroverted nature.
Person a: Wow look at Alex mcmorris he's so outgoing

Person b: ya I know he's such an extravert.
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McMoan

The act of moaning explicitly inside a McDonalds
Women: OMG did you hear Broden McMoan when eating is McChicken?
Man: Yeah it was so McSexy
by Swoinkmaster62 January 12, 2022
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The act of approaching and restricting an unsuspecting friend and slowly driving your fist into the side of their rib cage, constantly increasing pressure and violently twisting your fist back and forth like a rig drill. Its very painful and uncomfortable.

While applying the torture treatment, it is common to shout out "Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver!"

It is also common practice to engage in the act of making a fist and twisting it just enough to let your victim see it happen a few times, minutes before its coming. This helps immensely to build anxiety in the target.

It is much like a noogey but applied to the side rib cage.
Yo Sick! Nick just gave Levi a serious mega mcmooch mule rig drill rib driver 9000
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
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mcmonkian

to lick your nuts simoultaneously or to if ur a chick to lick ur pet erkin.
licking ur nuts and/or like saying "man I had a good mcmonkian last nite".
by 2 nicks May 15, 2006
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McMorvels

An awesome guy, hilarious, nerdy, and gorgeous, everyone wishes they had him as a friend. Co-founder of the McMarauders.
OH MY GOD! It's McMorvels! Do you think he would let us in as Marauders???
by Aquapus December 15, 2011
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