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Tommy McMurtry

This man is likely very insecure about his kinks. As of late, rumors have finally arisen about his attraction towards pumpkins. This insecurity has become considered his motivation for all of his prior and future homophobic comments. If this is the case, he must be very insecure about this; as he has gone out of his way to plan and advertise an anti-LGBT conference during pride week.
Mark: “Dude you have some weird kinks.”

Nick: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”
by Too_Lazy_to_Make_a_Name June 2, 2019
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Egg mcmuffin

Best breakfast item on the mcdonalds menu

Contains delicious ham HAMMMMMM and egg with cheese covered by 2 muffin bread slices
by WatcherInc August 26, 2022
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Egg mcmuffin

Best breakfast item on the mcdonalds menu

Contains delicious and egg with cheese covered in 2 muffin bread slices
by WatcherInc August 25, 2022
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elizabeth mcmullen

the kind of person who doesn't like the humanities, literature, and philosophy. gets stuck with a job they don't want and out of laziness and egoism puts their own vision of cruelty, wickedness, and injustice onto the world. probably would vote for margaret thatcher or ronald reagan. can't stand the parables of jesus. reads ayn rand every day. in other words, this person should not be anywhere near the levers of power and should get into real estate or something.
oh man yesterday i saw Elizabeth Mcmullen spit in the face of this homeless person. then she punished her own father for stealing the homeless person's non-existent bike. i was never really good with logic ah.

what is that? a moral? dude morals are so naïve im like a nietzschean moral relativist and view the suffering of the weak as trivial compared to Elizabeth Mcmullen the amoral one

hi im Elizabeth McMullen and i give kids cancer cause i have no soul

Elizabeth McMullen is like evil and Macbeth what?
by thejusticesystem January 4, 2019
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Tommy McMurtry

Tommy McMurtry’s dick is light orange by this point. 🍆 🎃
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McMexican

A person who is half-Mexican and half Irish. They have the awesomeness and ability to drink of the irish and the mexicans capacity to do hard labor.
Joe: Hey nick, look at the damn Mexican sitting outside the 7-11 waiting for work. Maybe we should pick him up and then drop him off at the police station.
Nick: You moron he's not a Mexican, he's a McMexican.
Joe: Oh well in then in that case let's buy him lunch.
by Bigcoolsean October 4, 2009
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Andrew McMahon

Singer/songwriter/pianist of Something Corporate, and side project Jack’s Mannequin. Truly a musical genius, who amazingly incorporates piano(barefoot :)into rock music. His voice is full of emotion, although his appearance is known to be a little nerdy...but totally hot. Andrew has been diagnosed with Acute Lymphatic Leukemia,is being treated in Los Angeles and his doctors expect a full recovery. GET BETTER! <3
by Freya_x November 14, 2005
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