mazda miata

The mazda miata is the result of the deep and extensive research and reverse engineering done on the "UFO" that crashed in Roswell new mexico. it has a small but mighty 1.6 liter engine with a few "newer" models using a 1.8, these facts aside, the miata primarily relies on time wrapping and altering time and matter around itself to deliver its quick response and lap times. the miata's exquisite handling capabilities are achieved by actually moving the universe around itself instead of moving within it.

the Mazda Miata is God

mazda miata by yatamatic July 24, 2017

Mazda RX7 

The tytest automobile ever created.

What's that? You say the RX7 is not cool?? You're gonna burn in hell!

Mazda RX7 by tha tytest person ever July 1, 2003

mazda b4000 

A truck that only a pimp may drive.

did you see that pimp chillin in his Mazda B4000.

mazda b4000 by TheRealB-rett June 15, 2008

Mazda Rotary Engine 

Essentially a portable hand grenade. The apex seals are like pins of a hand grenade attached to a Schrödinger's cat resulting in an engine that it is in 2 states of reality; both working and exploded at the same time.

- Man, did you heard about the RX-9 rumors saying it will come with a mazda rotary engine?
- Yeah, can't wait until it blows up at the mall!

Mazda Rotary Engine by St0RM53 November 25, 2016

mazda 3 awareness day 

october 28th is mazda 3 awareness day, on this day you’re required by law to yell at every mazda 3 you see on the road.

“hey man, it’s mazda 3 awareness day tomorrow. Make sure to send Alex all the clips of you yelling at mazda 3’s”

mazda 3 awareness day by CatStevenses October 14, 2021

Mazda Wave 

The Mazda Wave is a specialized form of communication that may only be used by owners of Mazda vehicles. As Mazda drivers pass each other on the road, they may hold up three fingers facing down in the shape of an “M” as an acknowledgement of fellow Mazda drivers.

Sally did the Mazda Wave when she passed another Mazda on the way to school.

Mazda Wave by ap76789 November 9, 2021

Mazda Miata

The Mazda Miata (also the Eunos Roadster in Japan) is a two seat sports car manufactured by the Mazda Motor Corporation.

A car once ostracized by grown men with Corvettes now serves as a staple of affordable performance.

"I love my Mazda Miata!"
"Miata is always the answer"

Mazda Miata by slimebaww December 19, 2021