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marzphobia

a fear not marshal aka marz
this is marzphobia
by anonymous October 30, 2022
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mexaphobia

Guy - Jim's not in today, He's got serious mexaphobia.
by The Koaladude September 12, 2005
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Magaphobia

The fear or hatred of President Donald Trump, his supporters, opponents who don’t suffer from Trump Derrangement Syndrome, the United States, or western civilization. Symptoms include total disregard for facts, rock hard confirmation bias, dick size decrease, deeming Trump supporters bigots without evidence, defamation, anti-semitism, or advocating for unjust siezure of property, also known as socialism.
Trump supporter: I think we should lower the corporate tax rate so that it is not higher than China’s.

Don Lemmonhead: RACIST CLASSIST!

TS: I think we should make abortion illegal after the heartbeat is detectable.

DL: RASIST SEXIST!

TS: I think we should be able to keep our guns because gun violence has decreased by 46% in the time that gun ownership increased 51%.

DL: GENOCIDAL RACIST!

Narrator: this is magaphobia, Don Lemmonhead is a magaphobe and is magaphobic.
by King Conservative April 3, 2019
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Maskaphobia

Fear of what your first blind date with social distancing is going to look like without their face mask
The doctor said I’m suffering from Maskaphobia caused from my blind date removing their face mask
by Hailey Comet May 2, 2020
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MAGAphobia

I have MAGAphobia after Trump's last tweet!
by lincoln.abraham November 13, 2017
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Momaphobia

The fear that no matter what it is you are doing, your mom will scold at you for it
1: "I dont know if sneaking into an R rated movie is a good idea, my mom will get mad"
2: "Shes not gonna know, geez you have a bad case of momaphobia"
by blagbleh November 20, 2012
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Manophobia

The fear of growing body hair, staying at college over the weekend, spending anytime with guys on the floor, looking at hot girls, looking at girls of any kind, also the need to pleasure oneself to My Name Is Earl.
He is such a tool he has such Manophobia.
by Chappy Wifey McBeaty III January 28, 2010
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