Elizabeth Matthews

The most amazing beautiful funny caring girl you will ever meet. She always makes you feel amazing when she walks in a room. She has the prettiest eyes ever and is basically just all around perfect. It takes a while to get her to like you but in the end it’s all worth it. It takes so much time to gain the confidence to ask her out but once you do it’s the best thing you’ve ever done. You want to tell her she’s beautiful and tell her how much you like her every day. She is the weirdest person ever but that’s part of what makes her great and it’s ok cause you’re weird too. Elizabeth Matthews is just the perfect girl.

Person 1: that girl is so pretty what’s her name. Person 2: I think that’s Elizabeth Matthews

by Gus Da Savage October 23, 2018

Brian Matthews dick

Not to be confused with Brian's dick it is over 3 miles long example wow Louis dick is only one million size of Brian Matthews dick

Brian Matthews dick is massive

by Brian's Matthews dick February 8, 2021

Matteus

Coolest kid ever, smart funny and totally original. There is no one like him, and you always want to be around him.

Man, I wish my kid was more like Matteus.

by jsmd October 17, 2010

Matthea

Matthea is a girl version of Matthew meaning gift of God and that she is. Matthea is a rare but beautiful name. If you are lucky enough to know a Matthea you will know that the beauty doesn't end on the outside but starts within. Matthea has a strong yet gentle heart. She is kind to everybody and always happy. She is very smart especially in reading and Math but can excel at anything she puts her mind to. She can be shy but when she feels comfortable she is a blast and can definitely be the life of the party. Everybody wants to be her friend because she is always so pleasant and helpful.

Matthea is a beautiful beautiful gift from God.

by Randomgirl7891 October 1, 2020

Matheus

The Sexiest Type Of Person Alive , Every Girl Would Like To Have a Matheus , And every guy is jealous of him . He Is also very experienced in bed .

Girl ; Omg ! look at matheus The Sexiest guy !

Boy ; He can go Fuck Himself .

by Adam focker November 6, 2011

Chris Matthews

America's number one Barack Obama stalker.

Cop 1: What the fuck is that in the grassy knoll?
Cop 2: That's just Chris Matthews jerking off as Obama's Limo passes the crowd.

by thrill up my leg December 23, 2010

matthews bridge

How I figure it, "The Matthews Bridge" is the one in jacksonville Florida. As Fred says, "Im a red necked f**ker from jacksonville" "Take him to the matthews bridge"...means go and throw him off this huge bridge presumably?
Or a bridge is a musical step, Fred just calls this the matthews bridge as in someone saying "Take it to the bridge"
Hope this helps.

"Take him to the matthews bridge"

by mick sturbs October 3, 2007