Sanding his maypole

Masturbating in public

Tony said, "It must be spring. I saw a guy in the park sanding his maypole."

by Ski2UDie May 22, 2011

maypole

the penis (from the term for a pole erected during May day)

Her boyfriend claimed to have a maypole that a porn-star would envy, until they first had sex.

by The Return of Light Joker September 29, 2010

painted maypole

a very tall girl who wears lots of make up to hide the fact she looks like shit.

OMG LOOK AT THAT PAINTED MAYPOLE, ID RATHER SHAG NAT STREET

by ROSIE O' B May 6, 2009

maypole smuggler

a gentlemen with an arrection; concealed within his loins but sill visible

you dirty little maypole smuggler under the bed

by james screech August 26, 2008

Mathole

Matholes are amazing people. They are intelligent and will always help in times of sorrow and need. They are very empathetic. They are also very attractive and can get dates quite easily.

Have you seen Thato? You can tell that he’s a Mathole.

by Man Like Thato April 4, 2022

Melvin Matolo

A virus created from abomination and pure curse, a mistake in other words. Symptoms are: constant feelings to any being that doesn't like him, Brain malfunction, constant need of attention, dehydration,copying every moves that someone does, ever lasting hunger, AIDS in the genes exist and constant beating from everyone.

Ez: Yo Rambo, you good?
Rambo: Nah, I got the Melvin Matolo

Ez: Damnnnn bro! Fuck away from me!

by ThotSlayer God March 21, 2019

MeatPole

A pole made out of meat.

i eat meatpole(s). yum?

by SabrinaIsBeanie September 12, 2010