A dirty Mathieu is when you sexually abuse your mom in the shower until your sister walks in, when your sister walks in you make them scissor while slapping there tits as hard as you can until you make them cream in each others mouths.
by Thunder cock sucker March 28, 2022
Get the dirty Mathieumug. 1.Honey Baddger.
2.A kick-ass football player for Louisiana State University.
3. The ability to take what you want because you want it, with or without kicking ass in the process.
2.A kick-ass football player for Louisiana State University.
3. The ability to take what you want because you want it, with or without kicking ass in the process.
by Jabyron1 December 4, 2011
Get the Tyrann Mathieumug. Mathieu Sicardi is the most amazing french baguette man. He's sweet, funny, smart, compassionate, and totally smoking hot. Mathieu, I've known you for almost 4 months and you always seem to amaze me with something new every day, although I still can't decide if you scare or amaze me. I love you so much and that absolutely terrifies me because I genuinely think you're my soulmate and if I lost you I would lose my whole world. The feeling of being in your arms is unmatched by anything I've ever felt before and when you're holding me I wouldn't want to be anywhere else. I know things are hard right now because of the distance keeping me from you but I can wait to live out all of our dreams together. He also has a microscopic mouse dick. btw I love you more :)
by sashagreen68 November 4, 2020
Get the Mathieu Sicardimug. le mathieu a paula est un homme avec les meilleurs bisous et qui a le don d’être extrêmement drôle:)) il aime tromper ses styfes avec encore plus de styfes et à de la misère à contrôler sa colère agressive :(( malgré cela il reste la personne la plus incroyable et unique aux yeux de sa paula qui essaye de faire voir à tout le monde se que elle voit en lui :)) rien :)) mais c’est rien qui comptes
by paulaaaahahaha May 16, 2020
Get the le mathieu a paulamug. Mathieu has a 6.9 inch penis, he’s the best at all video games, he pulls all the girls, he has all the anime waifus and he is a suspected sex to offender.
Mathieu is cool
by Skekekeke December 10, 2021
Get the Mathieumug. by YourLocalDefault February 26, 2019
Get the Mathieu De Bloismug. Usually a really good guitarist. Loves to play guitar and hurt his fingers. A Mathieu is always single, and no one ever wants him.
by Pillowsarecool September 22, 2021
Get the Mathieumug.