matchturbate

subscribing to match.com for the sole purpose of masturbating to photos opposed to searching for a match.

Dude : I'm going home to matchturbate.

Matt : Have you found 'the one' on Match yet?
Mike: No, man...I just use that site to Matchturbate.

by vegasbite September 29, 2013

Matturbate

When you are a guy named Matt and your missus is hell pissed at you this is your new favorite verb.

Hey I'm Matt and I'm in the shit, guess I gonna go Matturbate

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Mathurbation

What math majors get when doing complex math equations.

Doug was at a party for hours and could perform mathurbation, when he got home he jumped on his computer and mathurbated.

by Gotagoiter September 29, 2022