Matcha Parfait

Gay slang term for prostate orgasm.

When he would get excited, he was capable of having a matcha parfait.

by NotebooksandSketchbooks June 9, 2010

Matcha Mochi

An English malapropism of the Spanish word "muchísimo." Usually spoken in context to someone who is funny, beautiful, and who you care a lot about.

Te quiero matcha mochi. :)

by Defense2001 January 19, 2022

dirty matcha

When you go into a Japanese sex club and get a pretty boy in a grinch costume.

That dirty matcha really got me off at the club last night.

by LikeTheAlcohol February 13, 2021

matchatosis

Affliction most commonly found in men where they are incapable of properly matching their clothing. Coordinating their clothes may often cause anxiety and result in teasing, taunting, and loss of confidence.

You suffer from matchatosis if you believe that just because your shirt is green and your pants are green that they match. Olive green and Kelly green are two entirely different tones and do not work well together.

by Richelle H November 16, 2006

Matchmaker

Ask anybody, they'll tell you that a man needs to find a woman to be happy. If a man still hasn't been domesticated, it's because something's missing in his life, a woman! So if you know a guy like that, take personal responsibility for introducing him to a female you know even if he hasn't indicated any desire to change his life, or hinted at loneliness or depression. You have to read through the mask he's been putting on for the world to fool everybody and see how he desperately needs a woman to feel alive and well. There's always more to it, everything is not okay the way it is, you need to change things, you must intervene in other people's lives and personal business if you're a real friend, even the people who have let you know they want to be left alone. Those are the ones who need your help the most desperately, they're putting up a wall it's unhealthy for them!

I wish Dave would stop playing mind games by telling me he's okay and wants time to himself to be left alone. I just know that there's more to it than he's sharing with everybody, I just have to keep digging deeper and try to get in his head and find out what the fuck is the problem? Ooh I know, of course that's it, he needs a woman, a companion. I'll play matchmaker, a man's life can never get good until a woman shows up and makes everything okay!

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2017

Matcha latte

A Japanese tea based latte, usually found in the hands of north face wearing hipsters. Particularly odd people say it’s a ‘Friday thing’ which is particularly sad/annoying.

Hey guys! Let’s go and get a matcha latte at that lovely little coffee place that has those annoyingly smug people working there. I’ll bring my north face jacket in case I spontaneously have to start an adventure.

by KCHasnomates June 2, 2018

matchdate

Some one you have met on a web based dating site, such as Match.com or Plenty of Fish.

I was stood up at Starbucks by my matchdate, but I have 5 more guys in the works.

by amesababe June 27, 2010