Mateo

Asian girls bother him a lot

Hi Mateo

by Pokémon boi October 27, 2019

Mateo

mateo is the type of boy that grows taller than you after being one of the shortest in the class.

He is super nice and friendly and he always knows how to cheer you up. Despite his awkwardness, he makes a good friend and will always take time to listen to you.

Mateo is overall a great guy and will definitely be able to put a smile on your face.

Person 1: haha he’s so awkward it makes me laugh.

Person 2: yeah that’s mateo, he’s a great friend

by uruallysubjecketisnice December 2, 2019

mateo

mateo is the almighty supreme most good looking pimp in the house

person: omg have you seen mateo? hes so hot
other person: obviously hes so fine, its cuz hes a pimp

by nooo-o_o June 22, 2021

mateo

makes way to many sex jokes and is very annoying

mateo is annoying

by Av!3 November 18, 2021

Mateo

D1 glazer.
Loves to glaze other people but especially himself.
Not hollywood at all.

Mateo is not hollywood.

by ronuck May 31, 2023

Mateo

The best friend you'll ever have. Trustworthy to the end, honourable, courageous, and fearless. Had the most crooked sense of humor that'll make you love him even more. He had some issues but some love is all he needed. I love you mateo, I miss you so much. I'll see you in heaven soon enough.

I miss Mateo so much

by Oddy_nuff December 16, 2019

Mateo

A guy that looks the giraffe from Madagascar. Has an incredibly long neck. Milk expires by the time it reaches his stomach. If he painted himself brown and stood in a forest, no one would notice him. Planes and satellites crash into his neck. If someone asked him what the weather was like up there, he would not be able to hear on account of his head being so far up from the Earth.

Dude 1: Hey, bro. Thanks for inviting me to the zoo.
Dude 2: No prob, bro. Hey, can you stand next to that giraffe over there?
Dude 1: Sure, bro.
Dude 2: Dang, bro. I can't tell the difference. You are a Mateo.

by Joseph_Mother March 23, 2020