Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre 

The tactical manoeuvre undertaken to escape the enforced edging decree on Mavin street, Durham. The act involves a gargantuan gooning session in upstairs shower which ends in an atomic eruption of ejaculate, which you then leave as a treat for the other coomers you live with.

Willie Leng: ‘Man, I’ve just stood in some sludge in the the shower upstairs and it’s stuck underneath my toe nails.’
Oliver: ‘Sorry man, must have been me that left that after my Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre.’

Mavin Street Masturbation Manoeuvre by JimmyTomlinson2 October 29, 2023

speed masturbation 

To masturbate furious and achieve orgasm in a matter of seconds. Usually happens when a man suffers premature ejaculation or when he has very little time to masturbate.

I once did speed masturbation and climaxed in 15 seconds- a personal best.

speed masturbation by Skyboy September 22, 2005

Social Masturbation 

The act of masturbating through a chat interface with a partner whom you have met online. You can use text, video or voice chat.

"Christine, you are getting me so horny would you like to start a social masturbation session?"

"Sure Cameron, I want to feel your lips around my pussy."

Social Masturbation by Brittaphile August 20, 2013

super masturbation 

Super masturbation refers to the act of masturbating without stopping through multiple orgasms, 4 or more for men, 9 or more for women

Ever since I discovered super masturbation my life has gotten so much better, my record is 17!

super masturbation by daddymann March 10, 2016

Suicidal masturbation w Lauren 

When you want to end your life but instead of ending your life you aggressively masturbate for 47 minutes while FaceTiming someone named Lauren (its gotta be 47 minutes exactly) to distract yourself from your thoughts

"God I really wish I was dead"
"Have you tried Suicidal masturbation w Lauren?"
"Not yet, I'll get on that"

Suicidal masturbation w Lauren by zacattack September 16, 2019

scat masturbation

1. Masturbating while covered in feces
2. Putting shit on your hand and masturbating thereby mimicking anal sex

1. That chick from two girls and one cup has a new video, she scat masturbates and looks all muddy. That's some awesome scat masturbation, Holmes.
2. My girl won't let me do anal so I scat masturbate to a picture of her ass. Scat masturbation makes me cum hard.

scat masturbation by Damian St.Croix November 28, 2013

spanish masturbation 

1. The act of rhythmically thrusting the penis between a pair of breasts.
2. Also known as 89 and other more vulgar terms.

si ella estaba masturbandome con sus tetas, se llama 'Spanish Masturbation'

spanish masturbation by Dan October 19, 2004