masterbate

the retarded way of spelling masturbate

Person A: Yo man I just masterbated to a nigga fucking a bear plush.
Person B: It's "masturbated" you fucking retard. Also wtf nigga.

by xexashi69 March 28, 2019

Masterbate

When you rub your weiner

Will loves to masterbate

by Will is here! March 22, 2017

Coat Hanger Masterbater

One who strokes his weiner in the closet

"wheres zak?"
"i dont know... think hes coat hangin in the closet?"

by ashley November 13, 2004

Masterbeated

when you masturbate too fast for a long period of time and as a result lose focus, become flaccid, and have to start all over again.

Patient: Hey Doctor, yesterday I was masturbating and everything was fine until I just went soft, whats wrong?

Doctor: Don't worry, you were just "masterbeated."

by El Jalapeño August 18, 2011

Masternate

When you smoke too much weed then cough and throw up

Masternate: When you smoke too much weed then cough and throw up

Ex: Nate’s in the parking lot masternating again…..

by Caleb@oddly February 21, 2022

reverse masterbate

When you masterbate the opposite rhythm

Wow you try reverse masterbate

by Figgot69 July 9, 2018

Mastercraft

An American world class waterski boat

"Dave owns a mastercraft boat"

by A.C.E June 30, 2006