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Just plain awesomeness and uncontrollably hot. She will make you melt. If you ever date her you will be the luckiest man alive.
That girl is a Masina.
Masina by husband August 16, 2014
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massinator 

the act of inserting ones fist and forarm into the vaginal cavity from the stand up bowling start position.
Damn it, Bobby did you see how that bitch was walking she must have got the MASSINATOR last nite.
massinator by THE Massinator April 21, 2010

mailinator 

The holy grail of email services, and the anti-christ of spammers.
I use mailinator whenever I can.
Malina is the personification of a thunderstorm. From soothing droplets to wall-shaking crashes, she will make you feel it all. Lightning and all, she electrifies you with her love. But just as you’re beginning to let yourself get used to it, she’ll take it all away, leaving you cursing the sun and yearning for the clouds to come back. She’ll haunt you, leaving you only with echoes of her incessant quoting of Wuthering Heights, ancient classics such as the Iliad and the Odyssey, and random ritualistic hymns. All you’ll ever want is to be dancing with her in her museum of a room, lit by an excessive number of pillared candles, to the drum-like pattering of her icy raindrops that entrance you all over again.

Oh, and, all those villains she loves to go on about? Know that she is all of them, all at once. You can either fear her or love her for this. Tread carefully and trust wisely. She’ll tread over you to bring greatness and glory to herself.

I’m only warning you because even if I can’t be the one, I can at least help make way for you until the day that you come.
Et tu, Malina?

And I pray one prayer—I repeat it till my tongue stiffens—Malina, may you not rest as long as I am living; you said I killed you—haunt me, then! The murdered do haunt their murderers, I believe. I know that ghosts have wandered on earth. Be with me always—take any form—drive me mad!

Malina, cara mia, I forgive you.
Malina by anglodick May 7, 2022
An ancient block game master thought to be the new leader of the village Osira. Osira village was originally thought to be an ancient African village, but it was later released by the government that it is actually resettled as a modern village, known as Osaka. Osira maps were put together and the original location was tracked. Osira is actually located at the 0, 0 (x, y) of Africa, showing that Osirean people were extremely advanced. Osira cave paintings can be found at museums located in Northern Philly, and they all point towards Maskina being the ancient leader for over 300 years. At first it was thought that Maskina was a god that they worshipped, but it was later proven he was a celestial being that still exists to this day. The fall of Osira is still unknown, but many believe they were raided by the Hytalians, due to the color of their skin. The new, modrn Osireans, are known as Osaka City (really a village.) Osaka City is a powerful city that was around from 2019-2020, and later raided. New Osaka eventually was created in 2021, but they were not powerful enough due to the heavy civil wars.
Maskina was an ancient ruler.
Maskina by maskina March 15, 2021

pizdec a ne mashina 

- Did you see his car?
- Pizdec a ne mashina